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Here are this week’s answers for Too Much Information Tuesday:

1. What is your favorite foreplay activity?

Giving: I love sucking a woman’s nipples and nuzzling their breasts. Kissing is a close second.

Receiving: Getting my neck kissed and feeling my partner’s hot breath on my neck is a huge turn-on.

2. Off the top of your head, how many sexual positions can you name? (The link only has 21.)

Nam shub, missionary, doggy, standing doggy, standing (after Roadhouse, now called "The Swayze"), woman on top (the Ride’em Cowboy), side scissor, spoon, horizontal spoon, suspended (swing), the Big Slick. (I think that last one might be a poker hand instead.)

3. Of those you named how many have you tried?

Nam shub, missionary, doggy, standing doggy, Ride’em Cowboy, side scissor. I’ve attempted most of the others, but don’t count them since I didn’t actually make any "contact". (Some sex positions are tough for big guys and/or big girls, especially in combination.)

4. What is your least favorite sexual position? (I did not say that it wasn’t enjoyable, I said least favorite. They can’t all be the best?)

Doggy. I love to watch a woman’s face (especially the eyes), breasts, and (for big girls) their belly during sex. I can’t see any of those from behind.

5. Have you ever cheated on a significant other?

Yes. I’ve previously posted the entire lurid tale. I have also dated multiple people at the same time when I was younger, so I guess you can count that. The worst was when I was dating a girl and her best friend at the same time in high school.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever been diagnosed a sexually transmitted disease? Have you ever been tested?

I’ve never been diagnosed. I have been tested – the Navy used to test us for HIV all the time and I’ve had several others over the past 10 years just to be safe.