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Another week, another TMI Tuesday!

1. What is the meanest thing you’ve ever done/said to a lover/loved one?

I’ve had a few periods in my life where I was a serious asshole, so I have a few to choose from. Probably the worst was with MJ when we decided to try swinging and She decided not to go through with, so I took Her home and returned to the party. Yeah - I know. The full story is here.

2. Have you ever had sex on an elevator?

Never sex, but I have petted and made out on one.

3. Have you ever lied about a rash and said it was a birthmark? OR Have you ever lied about a birthmark and said it was a rash?

I have a scar I lied about. I used to tell girls that I got it in a knife fight. (I actually got it as a kid working on a craft project when my box cutter slipped. Ow.)

4. Have you ever had sex on a beach or in the water at a beach/pool?

A few times in a hot tub. I’ve been naked with others in a pool, but no sex.

5. How old are you? How old do you feel? =P

37, but feel more like 28ish. My hair and beard have just started to gray a little, so I’m getting a dose of reality in this department.

6. Have you or your partner been injured so badly during sex that you/they had to go to the hospital?

Not yet, but we’re trying.

7. Have you been to a strip club or "titty bar"? (Hooters does NOT count.) If so, did you get a lap dance?

Yes and yes. I haven’t been in a long time because I don’t see the point. (I’d rather spend the money on good porn or memberships to places like Galleria Domain where you can actually see/get some action. The "sit on your hands and watch me" thing just isn’t worth the cash. Now back in California, they had adult book stores with "nudie booths" which were much more interesting. Because of the glass, the girls could go as far as they wanted and that type of voyeur action (usually two-way since you got to participate "single-handedly") was much more my speed. Still not cheap, but lots of fun.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a "blog crush" (i.e., a crush on someone, of whatever gender, that you haven’t met in person but only know through their blog)? Who? (Link, please, if you dare!) =P

I don’t know if it’s a crush (more like a BILF [Blogger I’d Like to Fuck]), but I really admire Curvaceous Dee. She’s articulate, intelligent, kinky, and a sexy BBW. How could any one resist that combination? (In fact, I love MJ for the same reasons.)