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Another week, another TMI Tuesday!

1. If you were to face the Wizard of Oz, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?

More brains. You can never have too many of those.

2. Have you ever gone to court for anything? What for?

Mainly just for speeding tickets. I did have to testify against my Scoutmaster in a molestation case. Boy, was that fun. Despite him being completely guilty of multiple counts and the ensuing witch hunt destroying all of my friendships at the time, the verdict was reversed on appeal. I wasn’t technically a "victim" because I was 16 and consented. (The law was different in Illinois back then.) The DA put me on the stand anyway to prove a pattern, but the court thought it was too prejudicial.

The process of being chewed up by the legal process that was supposed to protect me fucked me up way more than the act itself. (The best was being forced to call the police from my counselor’s office and then having two detectives show up at my work and take me away for questioning without my parents being present.)

3. What was the last thing you did that you previously told yourself you wouldn’t do?

Fall too hard for a Domme.

4 Did you ever have a summer fling while on vacation?

No, but it looks like a cool thing to do if all those 80’s movies can be believed. Of course, you’d also have to take on the local rich guy to save the local hangout teaching everyone a valuable lesson about acceptance, so it’s probably way more trouble than it’s worth.

5. Have you ever done anything sexual with someone who’s name you never knew?

First name, no. Last name, yes.

Bonus (as in optional): What is the best way to mend a broken heart?

Time. And revenge…