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Happy (very belated) TMI Tuesday!

1. Does the carpet match the drapes?

Well, my head has hair and the junk don’t, so no. (I actually love the feeling of being bare "down there" and consider that a perk of being a kept sub.)

2. Have you ever used personal information about someone to blackmail them?

I indirectly helped my boss get his budget approved. One of the higher-ups was shopping for escorts from his office PC. Oops!

3. What is your favorite thing to lick?

Nipples. I love the way they get hard as you tease them.

4. Have you ever had sex in a place of worship? (i.e., church, temple, mosque, etc.)

No. I once did a piano performance in a church only to have it burn down the next day. Coincidence or a critique from God? Hmm…

5. If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, from a catalog, online, or download it? LINK!!!

I used to buy a lot of magazines and tapes (then DVDs), but now just download. My favorite site at the moment is PureTnA.

Bonus (as in optional): How often, if ever, do you "fake it?"

There’s been two times in my life where I’ve faked it. The first was when I was hopped up on Zoloft which made it tough to cum. The other time was when I was saving up for my Domme at the time when having sex with my Wife. (I know, I know. Fortunately, my Wife and Domme are one and the same now, so it only happens on her command now…)