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Time again for a (very belated) TMI Tuesday!

1. Describe your first kiss.

My first kiss was way back in preschool. My "girlfriend’s" name was Deanna and we got in trouble for making our during circle time. I actually remember her really well (we stayed a "thing" until her family moved away in second grade), but don’t remember that specific event. (My mother, OTOH, loves to bring it up…)

2. Should a person’s pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out as the jungle God intended it to be?

At the very least trimmed unless you’re blessed with naturally tame pubes. Mine is shaved by order of MJ.

3. What’s the best super-hero comic book movie ever made?

"Batman Begins", hands down.  Christian Bale perfectly captures Batman’s bipolar nature (suave playboy by day, vengeance-thirsty crusader by night) and the back story of Batman’s birth from pain is wonderfully told.  Add the frosting of Michael Caine as Alfred the butler, Morgan Freeman as Lucius Fox (the man with all those wonderful gadgets), and Gary Oldman as a young not-yet-Commissioner Gordon and it is just one treat after another.

4. Coke or Pepsi?

Diet Coke or Diet Pepsi "Carmel & Cream" Jazz. I really miss Mountain Dew, but each one of those things is practically equal to one of my meals.  Now that I’m getting naked in public at The Club, MJ wants me to look my best.  (I’ve actually shed about 60 pounds since the beginning of the year.)

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

A few times, most recently by my wife. (Of course, I can’t touch without permission any more, so there’s nothing to get caught at.)

6. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss?

To the right. Interesting question - it’s something so natural that you don’t even think about it. (I dress to the left - I wonder if there is a correllation there…)

7. Jockstraps, sexy or no?

They feel sexy to wear and MJ likes how I look in them, so I say "Sexy".

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever used the excuse, "Oh, I was so drunk that night, I don’t remember a THING!"

A few times, especially back in my hardcore swinger party days. The funny thing is that I didn’t really drink that much, but everyone else was indulging so heavily that I could use that excuse because no one else remembered!