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It’s TMI Tuesday!

1. Who was your childhood hero?

Thomas Edison. The guy was a complete dick (I didn’t realize that at the time), but he understood the "big picture" better than anyone. Let’s say you invent a light bulb. What then? Well - build a power plant, develop a system for running power lines to everyone’s house, set up switches and outlets in the house, and then create nice lamps for the bulbs. His invention factory is also responsible for starting both the recorded music and motion picture industry. Not too shabby…

2. Have you ever had sex with someone who has a myspace page?

No. MySpace came along long after I was spoken for. My recent straying didn’t include sex, but my previous Mistress did indeed have a MySpace page (created by me, no less).

3. What fantasies have you openly told your partner about?

Just scroll down! My single biggest fantasy (which I still haven’t fulfilled) is my milking machine fantasy. Being restrained and forced to submit to the unbending demands of a machine is something that has been rattling around in my brain since I first had sexual thoughts. Hopefully MJ will help me live this one out…

4. Have you ever said you love someone but didn’t mean it?

Yes. I used to be a serious dick once upon a time and would say anything to bed a girl I was interested in. Nowadays, I take matters of the heart way more seriously. (I have MJ to thank for that…)

5. Have you ever woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you?

Wait - why would I stay the night? (Just kidding!) I’ve never not remembered a sexual partner come the next day. Do you count moving into a Navy barracks in the middle of the night?

Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell….

A few weeks ago, I fell out of bed during a rather aggressive sexual encounter. MJ was near the edge of the bed and when I got the command to pleasure her, I wound up sliding right onto the floor.