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From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska, it’s TMI Tuesday!

1. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?

Over, you heathen! (It amuses me that people get so uptight about this one. Fortunately, this is one of the many household things MJ and I agree on…)

2. Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down?

Everything down. That’s the "closed" position. It also keeps my one cat who is obsessed with the toilet from trying to swim…

3. When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck]

It’s been over 9 years, back when MJ and I were separated.

4. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.]

Sex, by far. I’ve always been open in my attitudes toward sex (but remain monogamous per MJ’s wishes), so that wouldn’t bother me. The same goes for BDSM play in my mind (something MJ and I disagree on). Falling in love with someone else would be tough to deal with, however…

5. If you had $1,000,000 to give away, how would you divide it up? Who and how much?

I’d refrain from giving any to family - that would be too tough. Who to give how much? There would also be a lot of bad feelings from those that were left out. I’d probably just give the whole amount to Child’s Play.

Bonus (as in optional): Tell us something that very few people know about you.

I was a professional singer when I was a kid. I sang with a nationally-known group and recorded two albums and a bunch of singles (but nothing you have ever heard - trust me). Once I finally get around to guitar lessons, I would like to hit the coffee shop circuit here in Chicago as one of those annoying singer/songwriters who make it hard to talk in coffee shops.